Red paint vs. Green paint gang war

Poor spelling and snowflakes

Two dehydrated men in the desert slowly hallucinate and die,one a dirtbag dirtdevil, and the other a one armed cactus. BAD JOKE

Shark husband tells a very good yet sad shark alcoholism joke

Turtlegator happily plays with those little pop it things. You know what I mean

Tiny people on poop demand giant popcorn

phallic volcano splits a man in two and scores one hundred points

High class drip watching

Spains the cat is lost, 28 million miles from earth, and into ten tabs of quality LSD.

What Joe Biden is hiding in his attic

Wizard kicking a dead quadruple amputee for his copy of MW3 -MILF WIZARDS 3-

Hate crime against a printer