Human degeneracy in its purest form

Very unpopular opinion

Aya rushes Positron Rifle to booly herbs

Talking polar bear proud of his progressiveness in environmentalism.

New character is already too OP please nerf.

sentient poops with red, menacing, cycloptic eyes.

Who needs full armor rush when you can just wear a thimble.

Adela's kitchen sink is clogged and she doesn't know how to fix it.

Pre-Nerf Acceleration be like

Cross + Holy Grail = SUPER CROSS

Alcoholism

Ciarion is confused by their own gender preferences.