mickey mouse is a black man with horrible speaking disabilities, and is attempting to say "ratatouille" but failing horribly.

some loser is offended by a joke

a strange mangled horse speaks strange nonsense about wishing to be hornier.

man happily looks on as the universe implodes in front of him, he smiles and welcomes his imminent death.

a group of cheffs saute a baby over a volcano.

cool spot (the 7up mascot) falls down a gently sloping hill while cursing profusely.

an abomination to god: a strange obese giraffe headed creature with bat wings

Doodle or Die

a sad night wields merely a simple toilet plunger

a man with robot arms and a head made of fire talks to a ghost with +'s for eyes.

a massive golden bald man with antennas on his head shits gold and then stares at it menacingly

a man with a triangle head attacks some blond guy in a green shirt with a large butter knife.

retarded bald idiot tries to eat a doorknob, but just ends up breaking all of his teeth while an inquisitive man looks on in confusion.

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