Shiny black balloon man bets his outer space dollar on the RED ROCKET CAR!!!

Redfaced phallic American floating head wants you to come to papa. Backdrop? Patriotism.

The Grimace uses a spear to fight a green jellyfish monster with a unibrow.

New Chain

A dolphin gets to live its dream and play pro football.

A man is not an island.

An iron robot ironically irons some iron with an iron.

New Chain

A dog is startled by its own fart.

Tripping duck experiences every colour at once, and is astonished.

Michael Jackson wears a pilgrim style hat and rainbow jumpsuit. One eye is bulging.

Nick Fury is a deep thinker and a stone cold panty dropper.

A racist soldier fires a gun in the air while stepping on a black mans head. He shouts "Hoorah!" and maybe a racist slur perhaps. Remarkable

A man can't handle being told to fuck off and takes his own life with a gun.

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