Wrinkly man gets all up in your face. Wants a taste. Jesus christ get away from me.

Kermit doing a terrible song-and-dance number.

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Apple advertisement.

Doodle or Die

No nerds allowed in the gay black man club. Party whistles are *espcially* forbidden.

Doodle or Die

Gregory Paul Smith, inventor of toaster knobs, cordially invites you to partake in a distinguished stroll and nuanced critique of his coat.

A store in the backwards dimension.

Starfishes on your face are evil.

A sheep wants dear old senpai.

A soiled Japanese flag.

This is my bear and he is my precious and I love him and he is very friendly and he likes the extra hugs.

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Glue on sale.

Broccoli and tomatoes.

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