Don't cry old man no one will judge you for crossdressing. Shhhhh... No prince can say no to such a glorious beard there is no need to cry.

Baby got back.

Slenderman, that tan looks great on you. Work it, gurl.

I really don't think I want someone cleaning my house when their grammar is worse than a child's, please and thank you.

Are you okay, sir? Is your ankle broken? You should really get that checked out.

32 white horses on a red hill. First they stamp, then they champ, then they stand still.

Don't give me that look young man, I said eat your fucking vegetables.

One ring to rule them all.

Windows 98

The entirety of the internet.

Slendy tubbies

Bananas in Pyjamas: swimsuit edition.