Pokemon as a horror movie

Cyclops kitten looks up at her master expectantly. Soon, he will serve and she will be the master. She purrs softly.

A pretty pink flower, viciously stabbing Michael Cera, who is naked.

Obama smiles maliciously over the crowd, his bad comb over and 80's sunglasses make it clear that is is no longer the man we voted for.

A fabulous dinosaur with the most beautiful curly blond hair that you've ever seen. She's painted her claws pink.

A distant howl and then the wind picks up. The faintest whisper reaches your ears. "uh what wowie???" and then even more faint "words".

A goldfish lies dead on the beach. Mac, a whale with a checkered past and his hardass partner must unravel this mystery before it's too late

A dog is on a boat in the middle of the ocean, where he has been for weeks. He is beyond desperation. He stares blankly towards the horizon

Easter Bunny Gets Drunk At Easter. He's puking in a toilet. It's green puke, and his boozer bottle is rolled behind the toilet

Dozens of egg yolks in the empty darkness of space.

Who let the dogs out? Woof, woof woof, woofwoof. Seriously, draw the jerk who let the dogs out.

We've got creepy Mario in spades... Four of spades to be precise.