Wow. That's an incredibly well drawn cartoon character! Dog maybe? It's gagging or hacking.

I am not sure if it's a dismembered uterus, lacking fallopian tubes, squirting a fine spray of blood or a heart in similarly poor condition.

A gray ET with pinkeye wearing a halo of LED lights has sadly been beheaded. :-(

Three very cool pirates wearing straw hats. One is a double amputee, another has a parrot on his shoulder, a third peers up using telescope.

Striped kitten eats a hapless insect while Grumpy Cat looks on in disapproval.

When baby chickens die, do they go to heaven too?

A seagull has died a bloody death on the beach.

A yellow squinchy face, a knife, possibly a dead body. Yeah, I don't know either...

A very skillfully drawn joker!

A small, bald amputee is afraid of sex.

A man dressed in red comforts a crying child in pale blue

Blind cow orders (someone) to do their chores, moo.