Jesus promises to return in 3 days. It's day 5... and he hasn't come out of the tomb.

Bull's breakfast finally rests upon fertile soil.

Mona Lisa being a prick while da Vinci struggles to draw her.

"The whore cheated on me. Wanna go grab a beer?" - Socrates, 400 B.C.

Two men order the Nyan Cat to assault the Death Star.

Depressed avocado

Why aren't my nipple lasers projecting enough colors?

That fateful night that would seal his future as Batman.

The father sighed as he watched his retarded son play soccer, "I wish she would have aborted him."

Eggplant, high as fuck.

Removing my nose did not grant me immortality!

"Come check out the load I just dropped in the toilet!" - Aristotle, 319 B.C.