Gandalf barbequeing shoes

Nobody showed up to my dogs 60th birthday party ):

A guy sitting in his desk, fapping to porn. The clock says three o'clock and theres a moon out the window

A huge black car that shoots lazers at people

Dinosaurs playing tubas are not allowed.

live monster trucks love to eat dirt

I took out my intesines...by accident

Someone killed a tree :(

a rocketship into space

a fancy cake that says NOPE

There's already enough, so stop asking!

an egg left in the darkness