Link's on a boat.
Squirtle has swag.
Smart man who doesn't play shitty TF2, who has a pet squirrel.
Fluttershy's pet Angel from MLP:FiM
Really long NES game password.
Sonic has a poker face
Gay seal
Spongebob Squarepants
Linkette (Female Link)
A Luigi Sandwich
A pedo bat.
A girl flashing a cop to get out of a ticket.