No more porn. Just. Just stop it. Or at least draw it well. This isn't even remotely arousing. You should be ashamed.

THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I HAVE HAD TO DESCRIBE THIS EXACT DRAWING WHO IS THIS GUY I'M SCARED (he has blue hair and clothes and an arm raised)

Draw what you use to draw with on doodleordie.

Stick man is depressed because he has to go to work

New age waterslide

THE UNITED STATES OF TEXAS. AHYUK.

a red 3M. They make post-it-notes, so says my sister. She works for them in her dreams for some reason. She's kind of weird.

A farting giraffe says "choo choo"

Frerard exclaims that he does indeed exist. He has a lovely afro and a shirt with his name on it.

A brown chicken claims it is a dog.

Pikachu is holding a lit stick of TNT but he is smiling. Pikachu why are you happy about a suicide mission? That's horrible.

Because I have your family held hostage and I will pull the trigger if you don't.