a man can't eat because he does not know the expiration dates on his food.

a bear tries to figure out how to use a Suppository

"gay marriage is cannon to the story" - Bioware

a cactus emitting a pinkish scent.

Doodle or Die

congratulations. congratulations. congratulations. congratulations.

an oddly shaped television screen. How is the persons going to be able to watch anything? the screen all fucked up yo.

men in black

-Shit...Atmobl

A "light bulb" fly is much more superior to a common firefly.

a fish begging to be killed.

a cow trying to fit in with the inner city group.

some dumb bitch

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