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a mermaid dj plays for a crowd of fish

A man featherdusts his amputated legs while his obese wife dances awkwardly and unravels her hair.

A dinosaur is in love with a human. But the human makes its intentions clear by flipping the dinosaur off and spelling "I HATE U" in pee.

The rainbow unleashes its fury onto a gray land. The inhabitants are terified.

New Chain

My word your wife is beautiful! But, why is she a starfish?

a turtle. A HUNCHBACKED turtle

A martini sandwich. Guy says: "Omg we gonna get so drunk", but repeatedly misspells and corrects the words "get" and "drunk", but gives up.

The midnight crew assembles. But it's so dark you can't see them.

A black plant surrounded by matted-down grass. It is dripping wet.

Don't worry. That ghoulish spectre of death is just chillin' in the fields with his friend, the cow.

A green faced man is about to kill himself. He is holding a suicide note.

a baby with a smiley face painted on his stomach

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