There is a horrible fridge with many demonic eyes, born out of hatred it has managed to grow a hideous limb with a grotesque hook-like end

Why, what a happy little fellow!

Anime cow traps pizza in its cud beam

A happy banana. An actual banana, not a euphemism for penis. Please don't draw dicks.

An angry dog coming to terms with the chaos of his everyday life

A blue hedgehog stares blankly into the distance as a chili dog drifts idly by

A cat with a red pompadour

A ghost has managed to shock even itself!

A potato has set up a van reading "CANDY IN HERE ->" and a child approaches, but is stopped by a trusted adult.

Don't mess with Texas, especially not its collective afro

Well, it's probably anal sex.

A hand holds an angry man named Clayton towards a fire