Archimedes is being used as a balloon, I think. He looks uncomfortable.

Spy is Squirtle and Engie is Bulbasaur???

Soldier has turned into an angry, tiny dog. Heavy is amused, Medic tries to heal the Soldier-dog

Merasmus tries to make bath-time fun

Scout needs Medic to kiss his boo boo better. Medic promptly directs him to Weenie Hut General.

Scout, wearing a sadistic smile on his face, has stolen Pyro's giant lolipop

Scout is really into Splatoon and is trying to get Spy into it or else he won't leave

In Pyro's eyes, he's riding an Engie-corn. I don't really know what he's doing in reality.

Heavy's eyes are melting because one of Medic's doves is bathing in his hands, trusting him not to squash it

Two loaves of bread flick Soldier off, maybe cause he teleported them or something. Either way, they won't take him back for what he's done.

Spy is secretly a bubble-blower

Heavy is literally carrying the entire team