yellow jesus contemplates life

Doodle or Die

apparently this monster is the only thing this person will draw

a bald pink person in a yellow bikini with twin blades speaking gibberish

a cool dude

a man pleasuring himself in a dark room on a poker table

the murder scene of a jelly donut

a dolphin in sparkly lingerie

a man panics and cries as he realizes a sniper is at large

a teardrop runs in slow motion into the sunset

this blond woman in a green shirt would rather not

a man compliments his meat cleaver on its sharp edges. the cleaver is pleased that he noticed.

an innocent civilan is held at gunpoint. for money? jewels? perhaps we will never know.

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