It was a good day.

The Monkey King Journey's West

A beast from the depths of the ocean swims toward you when these words emerge from it's fishy lips, "Something unexpected please <3".

Pedophilia is now a bestseller and is carried across the united states in semi's. They also turn into robots to catch the kids. Bad Optimus.

A green day album, probably one of the last good ones too.

Oh wow, another pony.

A city owl flees the city after seeing a TV special about the forest. It was on LIFE tm.

The morning piss is the best piss.

Two chained by love

Cordless phone

"So are we." - A concerned parent.

Sex in the City