the sun is going to a boxing match he is destined to lose

quite literally, holy shit

a man cannot find his woman in the room with giant windows, that is actually a giant face

hippie likes to use unnecessary accents over his o's

a bear on cocaine is confused, and wishes to speak with the children

i make goat noises while having brochitis

black jack skeleton lady with noodle arms

drunk nun says fuck religion

black man who got a lip injection after leaving the gryffindor house of hogwarts

asian and don't want to be? jesus can help

hufflepuff pittsburgh steelers fan

man be stabbed in the head with a knife using the force