apple phone that doesnt know whether it's black or white

aaaaay honey badger

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the angry shit that was threatening her eggs.

one of shrek's kids runnin' round naked

a fast wiener with a mouth.

draw the mario and luigi at their wedding

that is a wiener with ketchup

Your oc making out with sonic the hedgehog

He finally did it. After his long journey, Sir Micheal M. Mouse reached the stink cave. With his whiskers twitching, he ventures forward.

Oscar the Grouch reaches his finally form. "Ba - Da- Da- Da-Da- DA", he exclaims and then follows it up with a "throom - throom- throom"

link trying to touch zeldas butt, but it turns out he's touching ganondorf's booty

some kind of anime/ocs where stuff is on fire