A warning sign saying there's a lot of shit in the area and to beware.

that place that you came out of from your mom

strangest things to utter when cumming

Today in the news, it has been found that people with no nose are troubled less by their own giant farts

7 minutes in heaven gone wrong

and as he looked lovingly at his object of affection he couldn't help but think....

Coming to theaters everywhere near you, the story of a young boy without feet and his trusty rat dog Mr. Skins

Well that was awkward, sorry I don't know where that came from.

and for some strange reason he kept calling me George and touching me everywhere

You look nothing like the picture in the Dating website.

Muscle Vs. Brains

Don't buy this kind of face cream