fuck im falling down all these stairs

Musclebros declare their totally manly and non-homoerotic love for each other. In speedos.

Doodle or die, in a fit of rage, kicks an innocent t-bone steak and ham hock out of its doors forever.

Doodle or Die

The thinking man contemplates. What mysteries lie behind his closed, thoughtful eyes? We may never know.

GROWN uP DIRK AND ROXY ARE ABOuT TO BEGIN THE HuGS. OH YES. THIS IS EXCELLENT. SuCH DEPRAVITY IS EXACTLY WHAT I HAVE COME TO EXPECT FROM YOu

Bloody chainsaw flirts with a confused blond girl with a 5 foot torso and 4-inch legs.

No, don't give up! You CAN draw it, everyone has the talent deep inside. All you have to do is dig deep and be the best drawer you can!

Man practices his putting as the actual planet earth looks on in amazement.

uHH... tHAT'S a kIND oF... nOT gOOD dRAWING oF mE

A mesmerizing green plush rump. Go ahead, bounce a quarter off it. Fucker's goin' nowhere.

Man that deer REALLY hates boars. I mean what is this world of warfuck or something

AGH, IT'S A SNAKE! SNAAAKE, A SNAAAAKE! OOOOOGHH, IT'S A SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

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