A snail and a turtle are apparantly faster than a sleeping black man.

Stickman accidentally shoehorns his dog into a shower and apologizes for hsi own stupidity while blocking the way out. The dog is annoyed.

Horacio makes yet another hilarious statement about explosions and feces.

A pack of bullet-Os kindly asks a thief with a black mask and a striped sweater to return it its monetary properties.

HaggisMcFaggis really dislikes a chick called craig. Notice it is an actual chick and not a girl.

a vagineer face with giant pupils on yellow ground

Black woman gets thrown out of a brown house

cat with banana guy stamp on eye

A red pentagram on yellow ground.

boob lady is glad to have taken a ratherexquisit dump.

A transparent sideways lying rabbit in flatland noticed an orange salad bowl.

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