a giraffe in a suit and tie rips a hole in spacetime to visit you from a galaxy far far away, just to present you a birthday cake

NOPE. (or someone possibly didn't want to draw something. booo no fun.)

i think it's alfred offering batman sex and batman is refusing, as he seems to be engrossed in a good book.

someone wants pimpzee to be their friend.

a redheaded man offering a titty voodoo nose bong to a black haired man, who is outright refusing to accept this wondrous gift.

the doctor with no arms takes a duckface selfie with the tardis

your favorite dinner.

a die. [s] --> Roll.

a skeleton dancing with a rose

a grey blob, labeled "ter"

someone with long eyelashes and a pointy nose very excited and in love

a man searching for his head, somehow saying "i can't see wtf" while his head lays on the ground saying "over here dumbass"