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YOu SHOuLD DRAW TWO HuMANS... "KISSING". ALL TENDER AND SHIT. EVEN BETTER. HAVE THEM SAY... HAVE THEM SAY "I LOVE YOu."

Doodle or Die

The devil likes blowing bubbles too. Except, they're probably bubbles make of the crushed hopes and dreams of children.

A REINDEER PONDERS OVER WHAT IS NEXT. WHAT SHALL HE BECOME IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THE UNIVERSE. NOTHING. THAT'S WHAT, MR REINDEER.

New Chain

The Phantom of the Opera dislikes Nicki Minaj.

A small brown mouse is described as "le cute"

JADE HARLEY LOVES YOU.

THE GREEN ELF DOES NOT LIKE VISITING GRANDFATHER PURPLE ELF. HE SUSPECTS HIS GRANDFATHER IS GOING A BIT SENILE.

A MAN ASKS A FLOWER IF SHE HAS TRIMMED HER EYEBROWS. SILLY MAN, FLOWERS DON'T HAVE EYEBROWS.

TWO RATHER POSH HuMANS DISCUSS "BANANAS" OVER BROWN LIQUID.

I DO NOT CARE ABOuT YOuR PATHETIC "SHINY TEETH" HuMAN.

SHERLOCK HOLMES DEDuCES THAT THAT IS MOST LIKELY A HuMAN REPRODuCTION ORGAN.

Artist gives in, claiming "oh, okay"

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