Johnny has just had sex with a potato who never called him back the next day :c
the joker eating worms?
A woman tries to hide her homicide, by rolling the man in a blue carpet and sitting on him
Indiana Jones whipping a bunch of douchebags in the club.
pizzaception
cowboy ninja turtle
"I stared at the sun too long and now I'm blind and bleeding from my eye sockets. Hehehe..."
the man in the moon
A blue teddy bear with large bulgy eyes and a straight fanged mouth.
you sound like a broken record
Soap. Looks rather tasty
A hanging a scarecrow.
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