Green squidward loves saint patrick's day.

Superman visits his therapist to battle his 'Littleman' syndrome.

A noble man in black states "Paapse Gespuis" which I think might be foreign for "Super Wang".

Hitler praises the letter 9.

A man with a serious case of 'Love-heart eyes' disease sends his love to a floating box of green beans.

An ancient language passed down by degenerate human beings. (I assume)