A man in the forest achieves nirvana by staring at an energy drink.
A bifocal wearing man of African descent stares at a blue rubber duck.
Spiderman says hello to you.
A man with a chainsaw walks up to a tree with a boner, and chops the tree's boner off.
A rat-dolphin follows a green dog thing into the unknown.
A sticky note presents 3 options, each detailing how quickly the recipient of the note wishes to receive sexual intercourse.
A hobo in a pigeon suit stares at a bumble bee with the eyes of a man who just raped someone, and then robbed a bank.
A a naked woman reflects on her terrible, terrible life choices.
A man vomiting out a christmas tree.
You sick, sick bastard!
Random strands of color shaped like a kidney.
A twitter browsing pony-unicorn-type thing.