"Yep," exclaimed the Sun, "that's a tree, alright."

Mother Earth was perpetually embarrassed by her dorky, satellite son.

Skeleton guy having trouble wording just how much he loves the hole he's in.

Four legs bad, two legs good. The Age of the Duck had begun and it was not an entirely bloodless revolution.

Most superheroes rise to the challenge after being orphaned...this one's parents were just really unsupportive.

Frosty had slain Kirby at last.

The only problem with being a hydra was finding enough party hats.

Zombie Bob Ross approves of Strange Fruit. Bastard.

See the tears of a clown. Why tears? Prison. That's why.

A drug addict croupier

With his job of murdering innocent children done and dusted, Freddy relaxes in front of the TV

John Lennon's rotten corpse has risen from the grave.