Rule 34 on Regular Show's character Pops.

An insane man saying he's sane (sounds exactly like something an insane man would say)

shirtless dwarf

A man waving to his friend, the blue scribble.

Possibly a giraffe.

They call me girl. They call me Staci. They call me her. They call me Ayanna. That's not my name!

My dad is the ocean.

A very elegant lady seductively motions for you to come closer.

What looks to be a crappy, new age, ironic line of shirts from holister.

A cartoon carrot. The green bit makes it look like a chef.

A very gangster eggplant rides away on his skateboard with his cash and Happy Meal.

Two worms look on happily as a rocket flaps its hands to fly into outer space.