Problem Sleuth's bullshit detector is in the red zone.

If you refuse drugs, you'll grow antlers.

I threw up Cheetos™ on myself, but I'm seated, I've got plenty of dollar bills, and I have long, flexible arms. Bring on the lapdancing!

Chester Cheetah doesn't like it when you call him "Garfield".

This sponge and starfish remind me of something... or someone.

I have everything I need to keep my skin moist and my nose blown!

I have a bag full of crosses and halos. Oh, and hate.

"Hey. I'm just a drawing... but I can tell that you and I have a really special connection."

Daaang. Look at those sexy, sexy worms. Lady worms, dude worms... all just... goin' at it.

A lovely steamingly-hot cup of tea.

Citrus fruit can be so sensitive.

Grey dragon attacks!