A giant, bleeding from one leg, leaps into the air and punches a fighter jet, which crashes in flames.

A spider is angry because he is missing two legs.

A chubby cat struggles on Mastermind

A carrot attempting to start an avalanche by yodelling

Two homosexuals attempting to recruit a midget for a threesome

A sports bag with a badly-concealed cannonball.

Volcano on the moon erupts oil instead of cheese

The crescent moon rises from behind the hillside

An grizzled old cat shows off his magnificent moustache

A man on stilts trips over a corpse