A plain hamburger. Or maybe a hot dog. I think it's a hamburger though, since I think those are sesame seeds on the bun?

Someone - using an Etch-A-Sketch - drawing a picture of their friend standing by the sidewalk as someone has thousands of leeches attack.

A one-eyed paraplegic chimpanzee juggling a chainsaw, rubber chicken, and a watermelon while jet skiing.

Loch Ness Monster lovesssssss dem chocolate chip cookies.

Flying, three eyed, giant black sperm steals man's Valentine's candy.

Giant tidal wave about to swallow some staples!

Hurrrr cat examining an empty paddle boat, looking for an escape.

Baby with a peanut head and no arms or legs.