Mr. Octopus most certainly did NOT expect Mr. Snail to vaporize his particles, it was so sudden in fact, he was still smiling.

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Oh, the ecstasy Kirby must have experienced as he lovingly slit his wrists with his arms raised toward the heavens.

Stay back you mermaid son of a bitch!

We need McDonalds to step it up.

snuff snuff, *fun times!*

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