almond

The worst comedian of all time

Indeed. It is a homestuck character

somebodies laser sword sucks because when they tried to kill the cat a shoe appeared

sperm doesn't give a crap about making it to the egg

black hipster saying yolo

triforce

The stork is out of babies

elmo is drowning

Jean Chat Culturelle, the killer French cat

A bear is on top of the world looking for KFC

Your worst nightmare