a sun struck our sun and both exploded into tiny pieces

large eyebrows eating children

the blue lines form to make a "no?"

in 2050, plants rule the world

the cannibal was caught eating human sausage

carpal tunnel kills more people than the black death, scientists say

holy shit stop asking me to make a new chain

dragon hoarding mcdonalds

The all mighty banana eats the cow

Lotion does not satisfy the teen boy

the sun grows legs and is ready to step on humans

man declares that he will fuck the white house