Some kind of cat-like creature with tits, riding a bouncing cricket ball and being pursued by a single bicycle wheel.

ROLL UP, ROLL UP! COME AND SEE THE AMAZING MUSCLE-O AND HIS FEATS OF STRENGTH.

Where Japandroids keep all of their ideas.

Pac Man pukes up his intestines. Does he have intestines? I don't know. Guess he's gonna die, though.

Some guy getting blazed with a broken heart, afraid his parents are gonna bust him.

SUCKIN' ON MAH DING DONG

Where's Crake? Haha, literature jokes.

You have ten seconds to name Vietcong soldiers who weren't Jackie Chan.

Ritchie Blackmore being raped by an amorous lizard.

Panda bear acting like a slut and getting her tits out onstage.

Komodo dragon has a sad birthday.

Angel has been performing analingus.