WHY AM I AN FRUET??

spiderman gets 64th place in the web spinning races

Grim raper? [Yes. it says raper]

a kind soul draws in a notebook in a circle of yellow flowers

HEY! LISTEN!

NO. I CAN'T DEAL LIKE THAT. I HAVE A BLOG TO RUN.

someone tells rudolph the red nosed reindeer not to kill kids

a girl stands under mistletoe while a skeevy guy is with here, she says swell.

green guy is black at heart and dunks the basket ball

Self help log coaches other log not to let the man burn him

lightning bolt shit?

a mailbox says that he is stuck