literally a fish defying nature to kill a man who is limbo-ing innocently on shore.

An obviously highly intelligent and self-aware worm mixing chemicals, while wearing safety-spectacles.

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A tiger-shark with shotguns for fins. And a cigarette.

A turkey with bubblegum coming out of its ass looks at a piece of paper describing how to get rid of a dead body.

A tomato that doesn't want to be turned into ketchup. Everyone tries to change him into something he isn't!

A pink centaur that looks pretty upset, but he shouldn't be, 'cause he's holding some delicious bacon!

Musical sperm. It's all like, La la la, gonna be a baby soon~.

A clothes hanger that's going through a rough patch after his wife left him. So dismal.

A man seemingly VERY happy that a meteor is about to crush him into fleshy human bits.

Un-winable game of Tic-tac-toe.

Van Gogh should stop ripping his ears off.

Newly Freed African Americans Are Confused As To Spend Time If Not Harvesting Cotton.

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