The most powerful man in the world voices his displeasure with remarkable eloquence.

A pizza rolling its eyes while it sits atop the head of a man with huge brown eyebrows

Doodle or Die

A carrot, a bottle of wine and a brown envelope on a white table are sucked into the endless void.

Dragon in a car cuts someone off when entering from a side road and gives them the finger while breathing fire out his window

severed cow head wearing a cowbell

A potted succulent named Charley

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Medieval knight on a motorbike

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Tommy from rugrats taking a huge bong rip.

Doodle or Die

Splatoon squid girl with her mouth open as blue ink is shot at her face, artist of the piece questions god at having to draw such a thing.

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