Some grey bastard farts green gas. This act offends another grey bastard, who finds the whole fart-thing disgusting. Probably a fart-racist.

Pansy Parkinson forgot to pay the bill, so her internet was shut down by her provider. She now is staring at a screen that says disconnected

Cover picture of Nirvana´s album Nevermind.

A dead man with red strings coming out of his eyes and mouth.

A french artist with a beret and a large nose walks up to a black buddha with yellow eyes and molten cheese on his arms.

Ninja Turtle stabs a carrot with a knife via telekinesis.

A cat witha crescent tail is spilling blood on a chicken wing.

Boa Hancock disguised as a guy throws a pistol kiss at Sanji.

Blakc woman with a mushroom t-shirt and yellow earrings is looking at you.

A guy with a tuxedo, who is carrying some bread sighs, after he notices that the ninja turtles farted in the canalization.

A sliced watermelon is thinking about a neutral chicken nugget.

Mickey mouse tells dolan to get that shit outta here.

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