Open wide, they said. I'll try to throw this apple in your mouth, they said.

Gentlemen engaging in intercourse. But it's not gay if the balls don't touch, remember that, children.

C is for Cookie! Can you say Cookie? Great!

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Just sunbathing on the moon, no big deal, bro.

A hat with blonde hair and blue eyes doe not wanna go in that butthole. Sorry, guys. :c

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Where the white women at?

A potato!

Purple and pink tornado!!!

A T-rex just stole another T-rex's heart.

A dog wearing clothes.

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