I-I believe you have my stapler. M-my red Swingline d-deluxe.

very scientific diagram of an animal cell, I learnt a lot from this, keep up the good work

fancypants guy feed Obama a hotdog

4 pizza 2. That's some DaVinci Code shit right there.

Apple products are made from the souls of the damned.

CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS ON MY HEAD! WOOH!

THATS THE POWER OF BILLY MAYS HAMMER

homoerotic dark-matter

Llama has the bahnanner

It's okay Misses Stevens, LifeAlert is on the way.

Its dangerous to go hungry. Take this food in a bag that is clearly labeled food.

Velma loses her glasses for the 80 bajillionth time. Seriously, someone duct tape them to her face.