A pelican drops his fish and doesn't pick it up before the ten second rule takes effect.He weeps for the loss.

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NO LEMON!

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The Scarlet Letter with a dash of mustard

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An aged hooker invites you in to do some laundry

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Ignore the expiration date. Eat it anyway.

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And all the girlies say he's pretty fly for a dino guy.

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AQ pill can't bear being a tool of big pharma

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Richard Dawkins in his younger, less articulate days

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A spider crab takes up ballet to spite his father

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A monkey is confused by the decapitated head of Darth Vader

A clean cut, bespectacled Hitler watches Downfall with the Xbox Live dub.

A man with a bloody mosquito carcas on his face.

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