A sperm gets stuck in a bar stool.

"".....I got the moves like Michael J Fox, I got the moooooooveees"

Yo alligator, why you hatin on the game?

I just met you, and this is crazy.

Dealing with large, inflated nipples.

Ignorant slut

A man crying on cell phone while he is dropping a pastrami sandwich on a sidewalk in the middle of Times Square during the summer solstice.

An angry black monkey who just found out he is a monkey