Cat be trippin

Woman has spent too much time in the tanning bed, methinks.

A happy person living in Israel.

A tornado inquires whether you would be interested in getting to know him/her carnally.

Jack Skellington as Sandy Claws reaches into a mysterious puddle.

A red tree on a green hill under a yellow sky.

That is not how you draw a swastika, kids.

Monsieur le Crab judges a sandcastle building contest and finds yours lacking. :(

A curvy blonde woman gives double birdies to a McDonald's employee for suggesting she is supersized.

He chainsawed his head off :(

A worried pink person does not like a pink shoe.

Luck in the shadows!