John Egbert loves his daddy.

a fat duck with black hair and tribal neck lengthening rings gives you a peace sign and a black power fist.

an abysmally hairy calve greets you with "hyh"

A triangular pastry serenades its offscreen lover with a single musical note.

John Wayne's signature, signed with a heart

Egderp, you fuckass, Eridan nyehed.