If the puzzle pieces stopped stealing dog brains I'd come to work more often!

WHY, PENELOPE? WHY GRAFT THIS MUSHROOM TO MY HEAD?

Bart is preparing to lobotomize his father

King Soda Can has at last captured the toast criminal. Toast is now being drowned and pecked by birds.

The Elephonograph is enjoying his first day off in twenty years.

Puddles the serial killer cat has lost track of her schedule and needs to clean her chainsaw post-haste.

Half of her butt is falling off!

A British man is serenading a wine glass with the dance of his people.

Frederick the Dog never expected his human master to transform into the flying spaghetti monster. He also didn't expect rap music.

Nick has put on some war paint for some unknown reason.

GORRA GO FASHT

The soldier looks down at the Cerberus Operative with contempt. Time to die.