420 chan.
Japanese man says YES in Japanese after he chopped off his own hand at the wrist with a meat cleaver.
A totally kawaii girl in a mad hatter hat with a stop sign tells the music to stop playing. She's a ginger.
Some heavy set gentleman crying over his wife who passed away from too much Mcdonalds.
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OMG THE GREY MOUNTAIN PEOPLE ARE GOING TO EAT US AND SUCK OUR SOULS!
High as hell bullwinkle doing lines of pencil dust.
Pink bitch trying to be santa clause is confused because she's been forced on the Jenny craig diet and can't get fat.
A little girl in the woods being attacked by pedobear.
My next door neighbor who drinks all day leaning in my window and asking me to pull down my pants before he sticks his house in.
Me as my mom walks in on me masturbating.
Barney in TuPAC's gang shooting up a local wal mart.