You find yourself in a room. Your exits are North, South, and Dennis. What do you do, ADVENT MORNINGBREATH?

All I want for Christmas is the ability to draw like Hussie.

The moon is having a bad hair day, but it will still shelter you from that strange blue rain cloud, little man.

Some people use stones to hit things. Other people hit stones. The stones don't care for any of it.

The Master Sword from Zelda... as it would be rendered in Homestuck SORD style.

lil BUB's blue phase

The woman with the tuning fork hair offers a grey creature to the sun as sacrifice. ... The sun is confused.

Either a green ape with a swirl, or a new Homestuck godtier, the Duke of Nausea

A way to make ramen noodles more interesting.

In his old age, Garfield lost weight, sight, and stripes. To pass the time while waiting for lasagna to cook, he'd listen to anime. Sugoi!

The slightly taller version of Homestuck.

A sailing ship at sea at night. Where is the crew? Who is there to wish upon the shooting star in the background?